A later number to open with:
Now this “shimmy” thing, was curious … but apparently, we must not do it 11 years earlier:
Well of course, upright citizen that I am … you’d never catch me playing the shimmy:
Now I admit, dear shimmiers, that there’s a much hotter version with Atticus Jazz … but just what is this shimmying?

Tomorrow morning, after the first polit post, I’ll be running two zydeco numbers and in the first, with a male and female instructor, in the last minute, they break from jitterbug into a few seconds of shimmying.
Three excellent foot tappers, although I’m long past even a semi-shimmy with one shoulder only. I like the way no.1 inserts scrolling info into his video image.