(1101) Post up at Orphans and Jstack. Elevenses, folks. (1134)

 

10. Moo corner

9. Hayden Panettiere

… plus Amanda Bynes, plus the rape gang girls here, plus those Orwell wrote of, plus Hollywood tartlets, plus the drugs, the abuse … and so on:

8. Pensions, seniors’ earned income

7. Natalie Harp

Donny does like a woman or eight and has been taken in before (Pammy, Susie Wiles et al) but in this case, I’m thinking it was heart on the sleeve. Did NH refuse to go on the decoy plane? Who knows?

6. Toodles corner

a. Make natural mayo yourself:

| https://youtu.be/iTCMHr8Uzmo?is=ionlOEyAKqfDmLPR

b. On that footage of superman “ducking” … see Monday 21:

The system would not upload it anywhere, way too large it said. Essentially, they were shooting at Superman, no effect. The nearest threw the gun at SM and he ducked. Why?

Toodles appears to have the answer:

Why did SM flinch…duck? Very good question

Was it a kryptonite gun? No it would have rendered him into a puddle just being near it. Was it reflex? No, SM could have flown to town and back faster than the gun could have reached him. He could have just snatched it mid throw if he wanted.

I know! The director told him to duck! 

I rhetorically, even literally ask, how many films and tv shows have been produced in which there is a shoot-off or some such thing in which the shooter goes 💥 💥💥💥💥💥then goes click, click, after which he or she throws the gun ( like a sissy) at the opponent? Of course, I was assuming there were six bullets in the chamber. 

Now if there were only two bullets in the chamber the shooter would point and aim and then 💥💥 after which there would be those requisite couple of click clicks in which he or she realizes there are no bullets left!

The wise guy (or gal) decides to be real tough-like, seeeee? He or she then throws his or her gun (in a sissified way, seeee) before turning and haul tailing it wherever…usually up some steps to the top of a building in which they scuffle over to the edge…in which, usually the less evil guy’s (or gal’s) head is hanging over the ledge while being choked and slammed before the really bad man or woman goes flying over headlong to the ground below. 👇

Anyoleway, I have seen that exact scenario at least a hundred times. Not once have I ever seen the thrown gun even hit the opponent, much less hurt him (or her). Never! 🤷🏻‍♀️

 

Courtesy our Steve:

Recalling last Tuesday’s 15. Rule Britannia and a photograph supplied by The English Remnant of the 1914 Spithead Review, taken less than a fortnight before the outbreak of World War I. With that in mind watch this..

Operation Paper Tiger – Britain’s Useless Aircraft Carriers

(0648) Morning all, some rain overnight, heavy cloud cover just now. Two of “our people” here were getting grief from the system. Bith seem sorted for now. Cunning plan is for Steve’s piece next, a bit later for a Miss Marple for our three letter man who might be devising a new moniker. No feedback from him but the Miss Ms have not disappeared. (0935)

 

5. IYE corner

a. Weather modification

b. President’s family just got a bank

c. Further reading. MM updated this

JH: IYE, the system does seem to be anti IYE just now … I just spent fifteen minutes and many attempts to get these three items to “take”. The text was bouncing all over the window, the links were trying to expand, displaying IP address, all sorts going on. HG’s item was just not responding, L’s too. So I had to run it as it is above.

I see it as “if over target, flak is drawn” so let’s not be discouraged.

4. Steve at 1467

• Preliminary Autopsy Findings in Death of Actress Hayden Panettiere Released
• German Parties Converge To Change Law that Makes It a Crime To Insult Politicians
• Pfizer CEO Said People Who ‘Spread Misinformation’ About Covid Vaccines Are “Criminals” – As Fauci Secretly Knew Jabs Cause Miscarriages
• Iran Prepares To Escalate With Ground Assaults As US Mulls Nuclear Strike
• Russia Strikes Kyiv’s Missile And Drone Component Plants, Ukraine Targets Logistics Hubs Outside Moscow
• Studies Link Dietary Fibre to Brain Health, Mood Regulation
• Delhi police have been using biometric surveillance tools, including smart glasses, during protests
• SPLC hates and seeks to destroy white people; it advocates white genocide
• Governments Don’t Like It When We Gather without Their Permission
• Much more.

3. More on solar panel tyranny

2. DAD at 1467

a) UK Intelligence Suddenly Warns Of ‘Civil War’ Plot Against Migrants… Convenient Demonisation? Intelligence officials are warning that a group of Republican extremists in Ireland, known as the New IRA, is preparing a campaign of violence to drive migrants out of the country, complete with talk of civil war and 24-hour ultimatums.

b) The new French law on telephone solicitation threatens hundreds of companies and tens of thousands of employees in Moroccan call centres. Starting this Tuesday, August 11, telemarketers will no longer be able to contact you without your consent.

c) Greece’s hard-line ‘prison or return’ migration policy is beginning to show measurable results, with 599 migrants choosing voluntary return rather than risk imprisonment under the new illegal-stay regime.

d) Ireland. Sinn Féin BANS Members from criticising Party.

1. The adulteration of our food

(1824) Evening all.

 

22. On young men

21. This is a sshot of a gif sent by Lord T

The system would not upload it anywhere, way to large it said. Essentially, they were shooting at Superman, no effect. The nearest threw the gun at SM and he ducked. Why?

20. Caitlin Clark

19. Moo corner

18. Amy Mek

17. IYE

16. DAD and IYE

 

So you remember Enid, do you not?

All right, I put a song together, using Van Morrison’s groove (Them) and it’s both easy and difficult to sing, to get your cues right. Early Van was very much live oriented, he improvised all over the place … not so much in the set verses (there are four of those below) … but in the manic choruses, starting … “And her name is …”

To get an idea how the original song sounded … HERE TIS.

Now the backing instrumental (no karaoke prompts, so you need to work your cues out) is:

[Notes: I suggest you come in near the end of the third phrase in the music and remember he sings all over the phrases, he doesn’t stick by them necessarily … it’s very free-for-all … he’s Northern Irish, remember.]

Wanna tell you about my baby
Well, she gives us such a thrill
About three foot four there
From the floor to the sill

Sits so still in wait now
Venus flytrap’s a sight
Makes us feel so good yeah
She makes us feel alright

And her name is E
N
I
D
D-D-D-D-D-D

All right Ee Ee Nid
Gonna shout it every night
Ee Ee Nid
Gonna shout it every day

[Notes: the music changes twice … first a louder change up for a few phrases … that’s the instrumental break cue …

… but eventually it changes down … let the first phrases pass by, then when the organ plays soft, start on verses 3 and 4, even repeat a verse if you want.]

Well she sits there so silent
Silent vigil all night
Makes us feel so secure now
(You know she) Makes us feel all right

Well she sits there so silent
Silent vigil all night
Makes varmints insecure now
Kills em right through the night

[Notes: The final manic screaming of Enid’s name, with random, improvised words thrown in at will, coincides with the manic outro. The sung outro you can throw anything into, all night, all day, whatever you like that fits the riff … till the end.]

All right Ee Ee Nid
Gonna shout it every night
Ee Ee Nid
Gonna shout it every day

Ok, I’ve just sung it through for the first time ever … leave sufficient musical phrases between each line and near the end, the cue for the naming again is a short, sharp drum rap.

Why Gloria as the song? For a start, it’s simple … any garage band’s first song learnt and we indeed were a garage band, called The Other Side. Trouble was, the words did not fit on the bass drum, so we changed our name to The League.

Our opening numbers were Gloria, Woolly Bully, Little Red Riding Hood and the Troggs’ Wild Thing. We tried The Yardbirds’ I’m a Man (Beck’s or Clapton’s, can’t remember) but sadly, the drummer was rubbish and the band left him. 😥

Story of my life.

 

Courtesy Steve. From ITV’s golden age of drama:

(1243) Afternoon all. (1303)

 

15. Moo corner

14. Same demographic over and over, innit?

Amanda Bynes is the one I remember … totally messed up inside, like HP. Who is culpable?

13. “Modern” education

12. On Rupert’s exposure of the 2039 plan

11. A twofer

 

Fifteen items, good reader, fifteen! There’s the bedding handwash in the tub, I have a big cookup ready to do, various friends have written or commented, all requiring attention … no issue, no complaints, it’s par for the course on a Monday.

Except, suddenly there were fifteen items I “had to save” out of maybe three dozen dumped into my “recommended” on YouTube. Again, not the slightest criticism about the “flooding” because these are the “good” items needed for readers, interesting ones, ones which need posting, let alone “new” films (actually very old films, the best of em). Blogesse oblige.

So I had to drop all blogging, tweeting … then watch each to see if it warr worth it. And it warr. And we now have some nice shorts and some longs coming up this week, chaps and chapesses, let alone the other items already waiting to go.

I was asked this morning by an Albertan: “Okay a q for you. What pleases you the most ?”

My answer … “That’s easy, being a man who’s administered things most of his working life … “to be on top of it all” … for example, having enough sleep, which I just had.”

So to the eggs youtube. Yes, there are various uploaders but the material is the same. I’m assuming youtube or someone else make it available for uploaders, a central store perhaps … it’s generic, it always starts with something like “uncover the shocking truth”, it has subtitles, it might be ML voiced (AI), whatever.

Yet it’s detailed and can shirley be checked, verified, should we wish to. Maybe they know we won’t … busy busy busy, faster faster faster, lazy lazy lazy. Steppenwolf sang, back around 1970:

“It’s so easy to do nothin’
When you’re busy night and day
Take a step in one direction
And take a step the other way”

Shall run that song later, most like (those words are at 2mins 52secs).

(0751) Brightening poisonous wall to wall cloud out there. For those receiving a wildfire emergency … “Louise Haigh signed off wildfires emergency alert”. Oh and it’s been 115 spam messages this morning so far, via Word Press who will not protect the site even in rudimentary form, spamwise. (0839)

 

10. Moo corner

9. Leggy, Longrider and books, stories

With the greatest respect to both Leggy and Longrider … to say “which must surely have been snapped up elsewhere by now”. (Cough.) Er … I have no desire to wade into this one but I am, after all, a pundit, n’est-ce-pas?

And as I see it, a story is just as much someone’s baby as, say, Enid the Venus Flytrap on my sill. I’d be just as concerned had my own book disappeared, less so over criticism of it … really, I write so many things, plus my long book is a bleedin’ saga for goodness sake, highly variable in quality along the journey.

As for Leggy … the boy’s not been all that well. Plus LR’s had some unfortunate things happen too, e.g. Grandad dying on him, as Chuckles died on me (I still think he’s a ghost somewhere). That’s about all I can say on this book venture.

8. Newsom and Bass both need trying and executing for high treason

7. There’s been plenty of this sort of thing lately

… on X, in comments etc., mainly from women with brains, with a moral compass.

6. Downunder, same sort of misallocation as here

In this case, a war hero hounded and turned into a war crim by Labor:

 

The script is good in this, the narrator is fine … it’s just that near the start a few times in the editing … he cuts and some loud noise accompanies it … yes, it does seem to be just in the first few minutes. Other than that … fine.