Wednesday [6 till close of play]

(1534) Good mid afternoon, chaps and chapesses.

 

15. A cautionary tale

Scene is a Russian republic near the Volga, late 90s, approaching summer holidays, thousands booking their place in the camps, Butlinesque. Not cheap, even for two weeks, but it’s the annual hols, innit?

Someone in govt decides that hundreds of Somalian yoof will come for a six week holiday instead, so all resident bookings are cancelled, the various huts now to be full of Somalians. Citizens … no summer holiday, unless they have dachas, gardens.

Two weeks after they arrive, every last Somalian is out of the country. Wonder why. The Russkies must be creasing themselves with laughter over the US situation in 2026.

14. Farrar, Farage … similar sounding names

… but different dodginess.

13. Toxic mascuwimpishness


12. The cost of healthcare


11. Fraud and officialdom


10. Moo corner


9. Steve at OoL

Who could it be now?


8. Eggs and salmonella


Indeed … and why is free range not really free range but industrial?

7. The planned water crisis


6. Bad Enough, the anchor babe

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