(1359) Afternoon all. Time again. Where’s the morning gone? (1416)

 

10. Moo corner

9. Lawyers charging like wounded bulls

8. Every home should have one

7. Another report from downunder

6. The foreigner and the crocodiles

“On Thursday afternoon, 18 June 2026, at the Johnsons of Old Hurst family farm and zoo in Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire, England. A three-year-old boy was visiting the zoo when a 30-year-old man, who was a complete stranger to the child, allegedly hoisted the toddler over a four-foot fence and threw him approximately 15 to 20 feet down into a raised crocodile enclosure. The zoo owner’s wife, Tracey Johnson, heroically jumped into the enclosure alongside other staff members to rescue the boy. The toddler survived but sustained severe injuries from the fall and potential animal contact, leaving him in critical but stable condition at Addenbrooke’s Hospital in Cambridge.

The 30-year-old “animal”, who travelled to the zoo from Norfolk, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder. Local media reports indicate that the suspect has severe learning difficulties and had been visiting the zoo with a carer, though the carer was not directly next to him at the exact moment of the incident. Following his arrest, Cambridgeshire Police explicitly stated that medical professionals assessed the suspect and deemed him “not fit for interview”. As a result, he has been released on bail until 18 September 2026 while police continue gathering evidence and speaking with eyewitnesses.”

Yes of course … isolated nutter. Sentencing will be simple … drop him to the crocodiles.