(1101) Post up at Orphans and Jstack. Elevenses, folks. (1134)

 

10. Moo corner

9. Hayden Panettiere

… plus Amanda Bynes, plus the rape gang girls here, plus those Orwell wrote of, plus Hollywood tartlets, plus the drugs, the abuse … and so on:

8. Pensions, seniors’ earned income

7. Natalie Harp

Donny does like a woman or eight and has been taken in before (Pammy, Susie Wiles et al) but in this case, I’m thinking it was heart on the sleeve. Did NH refuse to go on the decoy plane? Who knows?

6. Toodles corner

a. Make natural mayo yourself:

| https://youtu.be/iTCMHr8Uzmo?is=ionlOEyAKqfDmLPR

b. On that footage of superman “ducking” … see Monday 21:

The system would not upload it anywhere, way too large it said. Essentially, they were shooting at Superman, no effect. The nearest threw the gun at SM and he ducked. Why?

Toodles appears to have the answer:

Why did SM flinch…duck? Very good question

Was it a kryptonite gun? No it would have rendered him into a puddle just being near it. Was it reflex? No, SM could have flown to town and back faster than the gun could have reached him. He could have just snatched it mid throw if he wanted.

I know! The director told him to duck! 

I rhetorically, even literally ask, how many films and tv shows have been produced in which there is a shoot-off or some such thing in which the shooter goes 💥 💥💥💥💥💥then goes click, click, after which he or she throws the gun ( like a sissy) at the opponent? Of course, I was assuming there were six bullets in the chamber. 

Now if there were only two bullets in the chamber the shooter would point and aim and then 💥💥 after which there would be those requisite couple of click clicks in which he or she realizes there are no bullets left!

The wise guy (or gal) decides to be real tough-like, seeeee? He or she then throws his or her gun (in a sissified way, seeee) before turning and haul tailing it wherever…usually up some steps to the top of a building in which they scuffle over to the edge…in which, usually the less evil guy’s (or gal’s) head is hanging over the ledge while being choked and slammed before the really bad man or woman goes flying over headlong to the ground below. 👇

Anyoleway, I have seen that exact scenario at least a hundred times. Not once have I ever seen the thrown gun even hit the opponent, much less hurt him (or her). Never! 🤷🏻‍♀️