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15. The yearly cycle of nature
Had to quickly rush for the ipad … heard them all calling first before I could see them, suddenly they were flying over … apple logs about the picture (also must clean the windows outside):
It’s also mushroom season:
https://acorneroffrance.blogspot.com/2025/09/seasons.html
This is also from France:
14. How long is it going to take?
13. Gary Neville
12. Blonde joke … Lucia B on Quora
A blonde sits down on a plane and starts to read her book but the guy sitting next to her, a lawyer, won’t leave her alone. Finally, he says to her, “Let’s play a game. I’ll ask you a question and if you can’t answer it, you owe me five dollars. Then you ask me a question and I can’t answer it, I owe you a thousand dollars.”
The blonde says, “Okay.”
The lawyer says, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
Without a word, the blonde opens her purse, takes out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to him. She then asks, “What goes up the hill on three legs and comes down on two?”
The lawyer thinks about this; he does an internet search; he calls his friends and asks them but he’s stymied and he hands the blond a thousand dollars. She puts it into her purse and goes back to reading. The lawyer says, “Hey! What’s the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde opens her purse, takes out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to him.